Sipping Wine Through a Straw

"But honey, you're beautiful", that's what my husband Ron keeps saying as I talk to him through clenched lips, eyebrows raised in permanent arches of surprise, a chin that is bright red, a red that would put Rudolph's nose to shame. No, I didn't have a facelift, but I did have brows, upper lip, and chin waxed. All I can say is OUCH!!!!! Oh, I also had my hair cut, but that's an experience I can relate to.

So, I set here sipping a glass of wine through a straw, but you know what, after a glass of wine, I am beautiful.